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Chaos mode

Simulated in your browser from the last real answer. Only the three adversarial presets send real requests.

Slow model

Extra latency on gpt-oss-120b: 0 s · timeout at 8 s

Model outageboth down → degraded

120b

20b

Request burstthe next question gets 429

Adversarial inputreal requests

Slow database5 s statement timeout

Extra query latency: 0 s Database cold start (+2.4 s)

Empty retrieval
the answer says what it couldn't find

Malformed model output
invalid JSON twice on 120b, then 20b

Kill switch
questions paused, no model is called

no scenario active